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The Bullsh*t
Destroyer™
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★★★★★
4.9/5 - Marketing departments hate it
- Contains no tolerance for buzzwords
- Do not feed actual management consultants
- May cause sudden clarity
- Synergy not required
Bullsh*t Destroyer
Clean cycle / model 01
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If it contains the words "leverage", "synergy" or "thought leadership", we're interested.
- 01Marketing strategies
- 02Agency proposals
- 03LinkedIn posts
- 04Website copy
- 05Pitch decks
- 06Campaign plans
- 07Corporate waffle
- Anything else you suspect of saying nothing at length.
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- Analysing
- Shredding
- Destroyed
- Contains no tolerance for buzzwords
- Do not feed actual management consultants
- May cause sudden clarity
- Synergy not required
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