Vanity Metric

/ˈva.nɪ.ti ˈme.trɪk/nounAdded 6 Apr 2026 / StudioDG

A number that goes up, feels wonderful and changes nothing about the business it decorates.

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“Followers tripled. Revenue flat. A vanity metric in its natural habitat.”

See also

FollowersMirrorNothing

Related words

Impressionism Engagement Theatre

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